Ten Reasons to Get a Great Dane
10 reasons to have a great dane
1. If you want an animal that will act more like a family member than a dog this is a great choice. Danes seem to forget that they are dogs and start to think of themselves as people. This has some amusing consequences.
2. If you want a guard dog that will scare the crap out of people but not actually hurt anyone then this is the dog for you. Their bark is much bigger than their bite and while great danes can be aggressive it is unusual and usually limited to cases of mistreatment. One thing is for certain, they will scare strangers half to death.
3. They are lazy and lovable and great around the house but they can also have boundless energy when taken out to play. The are great for going running and lots of fun to take for long walks.
4. Great danes are excellent ice breakers. People always have a story to tell about a big dog and they get lots of attention. If you like attention and enjoy talking to strangers they are a great fit.
5. Great Danes are excellent foot rests. Have lots of chairs and no ottomans? Get a dane, they will happily lay under foot for hours.
6. If you like to cuddle and don’t mind a little bit of hair they will give you as much or more love than you require. Be prepared for a needy beast than can never get quite as much as it needs.
7. Because little dogs just plain suck. Want a real dog get a great dane. Want a rat dog that you have to worry about getting killed by an owl get a poodle.
8. If you need something to do with all that extra food laying around your house and want a portable automatic disposal this is the dog for you. They can devour a table full of food in the time it takes to get a bottle of ketchup from the pantry. Want to loose a couple of pounds and need help with your diet. A great dane will be happy to help.
9. This one is a little vain but thats ok. These are some great looking dogs and they make all other dogs jealous with their good looks. Go big or go home and never settle for second best looking.
10. If you realize that all of your material possessions have a limited life span and that you must rotate them out after they have lived out their usefulness a great dane will give you a reason to get rid of those old shoes, that new watch, or that whatever else you leave on the floor.